When I get my final grades back

whatshouldbifflescallme:

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial: Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
mom: